Midgets, Midgets, Midgets!!!
So I have realized that I indeed have a new passion. Mexican Luchadore Wrestling!!!
Last night, I met up with the Kids from the Va Va Voom Room and we all went to Lucha VaVoom. Lemme explain...it is the subtle and understated combination of Mexican Wrestling and Olde Timey Burlesque. What a friggin' concept...pure GENIUS!
It was a Hoot! The whole shebang(sorry William Hung...this word was in my vocabulary long before you made it a religion) was color commentaried by Blaine Capatch and Patton Oswald. The tone was set when these two misfits of comedy took the stage...um ring...uh...Squared Circle. Blaine was Blaine...what else can be said? Patton was loaded...utterly inebriated. So, seeing that...and me being the complete degenrate that I am...set out to see fit that his glass was never empty. As we all know, there is nothing funnier than a wee little man, out of his gourd! Well, needless to say, I too went to the Church of the Tipping Bottle.
From what I can recall, the Wrestling was how do you say...in need of and acting coach. The Dames...oh my! Always a crowd pleaser!
Then came the midgets! Holy Crap! I got into it! The smallest of the 4 was Suki...he made Patton look like Andre the Giant...was gettin the crap beat outta him. I was drunk and pissed and so wanted to jump in the ring and save him. Then it hit me...my new calling...El Gigante...the World's Tallest Dwarf. I could do it. I could actually be a Luchadore. I own the spandex already...I gots the fire in my belly. What more do I need? So, if you are a manager of Luchadores...CALL ME!
Last night, I met up with the Kids from the Va Va Voom Room and we all went to Lucha VaVoom. Lemme explain...it is the subtle and understated combination of Mexican Wrestling and Olde Timey Burlesque. What a friggin' concept...pure GENIUS!
It was a Hoot! The whole shebang(sorry William Hung...this word was in my vocabulary long before you made it a religion) was color commentaried by Blaine Capatch and Patton Oswald. The tone was set when these two misfits of comedy took the stage...um ring...uh...Squared Circle. Blaine was Blaine...what else can be said? Patton was loaded...utterly inebriated. So, seeing that...and me being the complete degenrate that I am...set out to see fit that his glass was never empty. As we all know, there is nothing funnier than a wee little man, out of his gourd! Well, needless to say, I too went to the Church of the Tipping Bottle.
From what I can recall, the Wrestling was how do you say...in need of and acting coach. The Dames...oh my! Always a crowd pleaser!
Then came the midgets! Holy Crap! I got into it! The smallest of the 4 was Suki...he made Patton look like Andre the Giant...was gettin the crap beat outta him. I was drunk and pissed and so wanted to jump in the ring and save him. Then it hit me...my new calling...El Gigante...the World's Tallest Dwarf. I could do it. I could actually be a Luchadore. I own the spandex already...I gots the fire in my belly. What more do I need? So, if you are a manager of Luchadores...CALL ME!
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